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British Comedy Royalty Invades Video Game World in 'Earth Must Die'

A star-studded cast of British comedians, including Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, and Alex Horne, are lending their voices to the upcoming point-and-click adventure game, 'Earth Must Die'. Developed by Size Five Games and published by No More Robots, the game promises a humorous take on an alien invasion.

Key Takeaways

  • A new point-and-click adventure game titled 'Earth Must Die' features a large ensemble of British comedic talent.

  • The game is developed by BAFTA-winning Size Five Games, known for their comedy-focused titles.

  • Players will experience the story from the perspective of an alien emperor seeking revenge on Earth.

  • The game is set to be released on PC via Steam, with a specific date yet to be announced.

An Alien Emperor's Revenge

'Earth Must Die' casts Joel Fry as Vvalak Lizardtongue, the Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire, and Martha Howe-Douglas as his sidekick, Milky. The narrative, as dictated by Vvalak himself, details his glorious rise to power, his subsequent accidental surrender to 'Terranoids' (humans), and his plan for revenge.

In a press release delivered in character, Vvalak expresses his disdain for the Terranoids and his determination to turn Earth into "a stinking pile of rubble." He humorously dismisses the game's genre as a "point and click adventure game that people gave a shit about in the 1990s," but acknowledges its 2025 release.

A Stellar Voice Cast

The game boasts an impressive roster of comedic actors providing the voices for its characters. Alongside Fry and Howe-Douglas, the cast includes:

  • Alex Horne as Major Haskit and Bentik

  • Ben Starr as Krall and Danzan

  • Tamsin Greig as Rena, Blorr, and Spiffy

  • Matthew Holness as Phelonius Skwid

  • Mike Wozniak as Willip, Jobson, and Druce

  • Don Warrington as Quintarian

  • Stevie Martin as Skwidbot

  • Sophie Duker as Meebap

  • Emma Fryer as Parrach and Betsy

  • Alasdair Beckett-King as Oogles, Toilet, Vacuum, and Village Elder

  • Rosie Holt as Chizz, Zarlaph, and Karton

  • Jon Blyth as Fnaaaarglurp and Olkus

  • Julie Nolke as Grace Flufton

  • Sam O'Leary as Ian Gard and Ripper

  • Tom Lawrinson as Tree and Needledick

  • Sally Beaumont as Glushh and Big Snake

  • David Monteith as Allus, Pfysus, Marvap, Altican, and Commandant

  • Inel Tomlinson as Cecil, Zertan, Robert Droid, and Skwid Guards

  • Theo Leslie as Dinny

Size Five Games' Humorous Legacy

Size Five Games, formerly known as Zombie Cow Studios, is a BAFTA-winning development company founded by Dan Marshall. They are renowned for their distinctive blend of humour and adventure in titles such as 'Lair of the Clockwork God', 'Behold the Kickmen', and 'The Swindle'. 'Earth Must Die' continues this tradition, promising a unique and entertaining experience for players.

The game is slated for release on PC via Steam, though an exact release date has not yet been confirmed. Players can add 'Earth Must Die' to their wishlist on Steam.

Sources

  • British comic talent star in video game Earth Must Die, British Comedy Guide.

  • Comedy stars say Earth Must Die : News 2025 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide, Chortle.

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